April Epner teaches high school Latin, wears flannel jumpers, and is used to having her evenings free. Bernice Graverman brandishes designer labels, favors toad-sized earrings, and hosts her own...

Born and raised in a college dorm and chafing under the care of the most annoyingly evenhanded parental team in the history of civilization, Frederica Hatch is starting to feel that her life is...