Grantchester Grind
Tom Sharpe Audio Book

The instinct of the true Porterhouse man faced with a crisis is to reach for the bottle. Then to fall back on the subtle tactical skills honed at Cambridge down the centuries: blackmail and kidnap. But will these be enough? Menaced on all sides by the collapse of the Chapel, by the tentacles of organised crime, and by the hovering threat of the abominable Dog's Nose Man will Porterhouse be forced to unleash the most fearsome weapon in its armoury - the college food?