Diary of a Chav: Trainers v. Tiaras
Grace Dent Audio Book

Tuesday – 8pm

‘Soapstars on Skates’ is on TV and our Staffy’s snout is jammed up my armpit. Dad’s got out the karaoke machine, Mum’s setting fire to the kitchen – at least, that’s what it smells like – and Nan has dropped off on the couch. Yeah, BORED!

But hey, Nan’s got me a buff leather diary for Christmas! So now I – Shiraz Bailey Wood – can write down all my ‘goings on’: hanging round Burger King car park in Bezzie’s Vauxhall Nova. Falling out with my hippie sister. Trying not to murder my little bruv. Definitely NOT thinking about school...

A lot of snooty folk call Shiraz Bailey Wood a chav. Well, if by ‘Chav’ you mean ‘Charming, Hilarious, Articulate and Vibrant’, Shizza doesn’t mind that at all. Call her what you want. She doesn’t care. She’s keeping it real.

The laugh-out-loud diary of a loveable Essex girl and her troubles with family, friends and teenage angst, from bestselling author Grace Dent.