Charlie Parker. That’s me. It’s a cool name – the same as some jazzy musician, according to Beryl. She’s the old lady next door and ages ago, she played drums in a band. Now she’s...

What is my dad thinking? Guess who got the big laugh when Malcolm Moron told everyone that my dad sings in a male voice choir? Me, Sam. And now Dad’s planning to sing AT MY SCHOOL in a...