OH MY DAYS! I’ve only gone and passed all my GCSEs! Dad and Cava Sue are chuffed to bits. Murphy reckons I cheated. Mum is pulling her best dog’s bum face. She’s not happy, I can tell...

Keeping a diary isn't exactly cool but Shiraz Bailey Wood (15) knows she'd best start writing one. She's going to need it in a few years when she writes her best-selling autobiography.